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1. http://amzn.to/2hghfxM
2. https://www.fivebelow.com/fresh-paint-trade-matte-top-coat-nail-polish.html
3. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pure-Ice-Matte-Top-Coat-Frost-Finish-0.5-fl-oz/43353449
4. http://amzn.to/2gwddAi
5. http://amzn.to/2gM7a8s
6. http://www.gosh.ie/product/nail-lacquer-600-matt-effect-top-coat/
7. http://amzn.to/2hiGzR9
8. http://amzn.to/2hiO7n8 (winner)
9. http://amzn.to/2hiGooX
10. http://amzn.to/2hfkWkC
11. http://bit.ly/PPMatte
12. http://bit.ly/MatteTopcoat
♥ Quick-dry glossy top coat: http://bit.ly/SCTopCoat1
♥ Holographic top coat: http://bit.ly/NLHoloTopCoat
ON MY OTHER HAND: http://bit.ly/DarkTealHolo (sorry I forgot the other hand porno shots)
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Got mah tea here in Antarctica, and yes there is WiFi in the hut
100 coats of tacos >:3
Matte top coat polish mountain
Yaaaaay I voted for Essie!
ITS TACO NOW TOP COAT
Came here hoping to god for a cheaper but still good matte top coat
Why is this one of my fav vids on your channel even in 3019 (and no that isn’t a typo)
I love watching your videos they always make me laugh. Love you
I thought Essie was supposed to be S**ey
He heh heh…
Cristine is saying top coat??! What alternate universe have I clicked into??!!
I am soo glad you made this video cuz I would have been pissed if I went out and got one of the shitty matte top coats! Lol
that pun at the beginning was highly uncomfromatbeleadnkjadsjbasdvhvdf
Way late to the party, but I am to matte about like Cristine is to holo… and I now know what to go buy when I one day run out of my discontinued personal fave, Evolution Man’s Pure Matte. And no, I don’t know why the dumb gendering on the brand. I just know it is (or was, I guess) amazingly smooth and streakless, and so goshdang matte that it looks like an optical illusion. If you love matte and you come upon it, grab it.
Also, if your matte polish is old and doing the white lumps thing on you, add a little bit of nail polish thinner and shake it really really well and it’ll cut it out. That might seem like it could diminish the matte effect, but as fast and thin as most mattes dry, you can do a second coat easily. Way better than the dreaded crusties.
Sidenote, I now know that Cristine has Warhol banana nails and Suicide Squad nails out there somewhere that I must find. :0
Guys she said top coat…
You should’ve tried the la colors
2:34
PRESSURE-
Oh, okay. Whatever.
can you do a best quick dry glossy taco test?
Song at 9:58 ?
joned i
When saying matte as in its definition is more or much u say more matte not more matter k? Learn yo english kids
Friend:HYPOCRITE
Oops I’m 3 years late
Do best halo
Was the end a Minnie version of the nail polish mountain?
i disagree with essie winning, sally hansen is very VERY matte, i have it and bought it at CVS
I only have 1 Nicole by O•P•I
i just heard the first pun i paused the video and i left. lol
Shut The F*ck Up Why Don’t Ya?!
Where is that cat clock
can we get a best drug store top coat?
Who knew she was going to put the holo top coat?
*Put holo taco*
Me: YAY!!!!
*Put matte taco* NUUUU!!! ;-;
I live in Australia and I only hear 30+ men say gday
Ur dad jokes a AMAZING!!!
Hey can you do a houndred layer of nailpolish and plzz can you give me an shoutou